To Her Majesty Of England…

“Bobby Downy Jr. Kennedy: Isn’t it someone ELSE’S turn to ‘hold coats’ during the NEXT stoning of Steven? Can we QUIT ‘this’ PRACTICE already??!!! THANKS!”


TRUE Tea Connoisseur’s Tell Tale Sign!

It’s not the outwardly-extended pinky whilst we drink the tea, NO!

It’s the dangling, BAGGED tea bag’s stapled TAG & string which give the TRUE connoisseurs away!

Pay NO extra for a tea ball; NEVER ‘splurge’ on loose-leaf TEA, NO! THAT is WHY we ‘pay’ the slaves in HUGE paychecks equivalent to “less pain [wink] in YOUR future…”, isn’t it?!!


It’s So Sad…

This song ADDS so much to the day that my daddy DROPPED me off at a corner, saying, as though ‘they’ would be triumphant, and I would be the FODDER they, by then, would have RID themselves OF, “Son! I, hereby, RID myself of YOU!”

Like a vicious angler, I YANKED the fishing line, after “the hook” was SET, and asked, “Daddy? This is Red Man’s Land! Where did you THINK you were GOING?”


“FOR one BRIEF & shining MOMENT, there was Camel… We INTERRUPT this broadcast for SOME TRUTH!”


“The JFK Administration is ONGOING… YOU STUPID bi&ches!”

“Squad! ATTENTION: Middle FINGERS up! Salute!”

My Doorbell Don’t RING!

[Sign On My Door reads]

“No eres de mi tribu!”

[translation: “You are NOT of my Tribe!”]

London & Spain are on the OTHER side of The Atlantic from us; BEG Ellis Island to OUTPROCESS your DUMB asses for a RETURN! Go!

THIS is Red Man’s Land!

YOUR God has NEVER made us Catholic, Muslim, or JEWS!

[pointing Eastward] “Just GO! He’ll SAVE you; OR, He won’t..!!!”

“Papa Elder?”, My Tribe’s Youth Ask Of Me…

“Did curious envidiosas¬†ever exist & cross ENTIRE oceans to find out WHY our Creator has blessed us with such innocence, peace, and tribal love?”

I smile in answer, “NOPE! They crossed the ocean and STOMPED on a garden rake! It was like a WALL which built itself ABRUPTLY in their FACES to bloody their noses! They then rethought their motives, and RETURNED to their homes, to PRAY to our Creator! Tell your future great-great-grandchildren THIS as well; perhaps, one day, ‘the invaders’ will discontinue their curiosity of the INNOCENCE with which He continues to BLESS us! Now, PASS the gold; I’m starving!”

[middle fingers UP toward Spain, England, Vatican City, Israel, and others]

“THIS is Red Man’s Land!”


10 more plagues, Israel? Okay, England: Super Mad Cow’s Disease; where they BREAK out of their stalls, and HOOF you in the SIDE of your HEADS! Okay..?

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