Local Joke

An ancient well-known Hindu, a reincarnated Catholic pope, Jesus, and a ranking member of the Greek Pantheon walked into a bar. In Spanish, Jesus exclaimed, “¡Son todos demonios!” Then, Jesus grinned, and spoke English. “Barkeep..!”, he rang out. Then he added, “Give me a COLD one!”

The jukebox resounded “Whiskey from my men, and BEER for our horses!”

Zeus laughed aloud, adding under his breath, “MY horses are wing-ed!”

[guffaw]

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TRUE Tea Connoisseur’s Tell Tale Sign!

It’s not the outwardly-extended pinky whilst we drink the tea, NO!

It’s the dangling, BAGGED tea bag’s stapled TAG & string which give the TRUE connoisseurs away!

Pay NO extra for a tea ball; NEVER ‘splurge’ on loose-leaf TEA, NO! THAT is WHY we ‘pay’ the slaves in HUGE paychecks equivalent to “less pain [wink] in YOUR future…”, isn’t it?!!

LObloodyL

At My Kingdom’s Bi-Monthly Fortnight Feast

Me: [wrinkled forehead, looking questioningly] “Are you DRUNK?”

You: “Sir, NO sir! I abstain from alcohol, sir…!”

Me: “Well, you DO know that this feast is only for 14 days, right? For the NEXT 16 days, food & alcohol will NOT be free.. [shrug]; however, if you get to Heaven before any of us drunkards do, tell God we’re ON OUR WAY!”

Why Is It Always Harry…

And not William, who makes it into the public eye?

Why does she REFUSE to abdicate?

She should abdicate to William… [folds arms across chest]

“I ain’t sayin’ no more, in English!”


[raises hand, shouting]

“Oh… OH! Pick me for the office of “Prince Of Wales”! I know the English language well enough to understand their disparagement of the Welsh in front of you all, and in front of everyone whom they deem to be their slaves; but, I puh-ROMISE to not speak a word of English to the Welsh. I will learn your language, I will listen to the ‘demands’ & proclamations of the hoity-toity English, and I will translate their IDIOCY into either Welsh or Latin… upon your ears!”


[aside] “Basically, ‘they’ believe that they’ve successfully DUPED you. How VOTE ye?” [guffaw]

The Adoptable Arabian Prince

I cannot land a kite by rising above it, and shouting either admonition or threats at it from above; I can only live in its palace, and counsel it as to what it is doing incorrectly!


To Xtians:

The “End Of The World” may not be as near as prophets proclaim it to be… [shrug] yeah…. sorry!

If England Has EVER Crossed Oceans…

To ‘conquer’ us in Red Man’s Land, I’d say UNTO them (the FARGIN’ English):

“NO ONE HAS EVER demanded England’s PRESENCE, hereupon… DID we?!!!”


Tarzan HATES England.. ALWAYS!

“Akut… TAKE them ALL out!! … YESTERDAY!!!!!”

[rubber stamp]

“THUS saith Tarzan..”

[yaddah, yaddah, yaddah]

To Horror & Thriller Readers… Or, Not!

Here’s an audio to which you may desire to listen, whether ‘horror’ & ‘thriller’ are your preferred genres; or, and especially, if they  are your preferred genres to AVOID:

It’s 28+ minutes; LISTEN, it’s at:

 

 


CORRECTION: “oppression” is spelt as within the quotation marks; not ONE p.. sorry!


AND, WATCH these… for inspiration:

“Ain’t NO ‘sidewalk chalk’ campaign, here, IS there…?”


AND


 

To the ‘religious’ :

“Yeah, [shrug] sorry; no one ever showed up to the TENT meetings which you authorized (or, OPPRESSED for) us to oversee. For, whilst you were away, recruiting others, all of your would-be future ‘subscribers’ came to attend your “recruitment ceremony”, and were DISMAYED at your BLATANT tactics. ALSO, they’ve returned to your headquarters to WITHDRAW their ‘support’ of your [clears throat] ‘ministry’; we suppose that THIS was DUE to your COMPLETE lack of obedience to the SYSTEMS in place UNDER our feet to which Our Creator had ALREADY given His approval of by way of a “Very Good” ALL 6 days of its Creation, BEFORE He cast out of His “heaven” ALL 1/3 of His Own angels, in whose midst you OBVIOUSLY are! Good DAY, sirs! [low bows].”

  • hunkering DOWN into Earth will NOT ‘get you to Heaven’ today; but, NEITHER will it DRAG you to any Lake Of Fire in THIS Century!
  •  “Good Luck to The Meek; but, NOT SO MUCH to those who AREN’T!”

 

#Evolution

“Plate It Up; We’ll Eat It!”

“Because ain’t NOTHING here will EVER appeal to Donald J. Trump; NOR to his followers! We’re HERE to ‘inherit the Earth’; which DOMAIN has NEVER ‘appealed’ to them…!”

[king wave]

“Bye! Go, inherit ELSEWHERE, we PREFER meekness & Earth, from WHENCE we came!” [middle fingers UP] “GoodBYE, idiots… TAKE yer BITCH mamas WITH you!”

[middle fingers UP]

“The Meek (non-Jew via Muslim, Judaism, OR Xtian) WILL ‘inherit’ Earth.. BYE!”


You ‘prefered’ VAGINAS; we prefered God, Our Father, and The Cabbage Patch!

“On Earth, As It Is In Heaven…”

ASK better questions!

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